Monday, June 11, 2012

Randomness...

...for all you random folks out there...all 3 or 4 of y'all...


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He once had a nosebleed. She solved the problem by shoving mass quantities of cotton up his snoot. However, it was so compacted, that he could not remove it, hence he developed laryngitis and died, as was to be expected with a snoot full of cotton. She didn’t show at his funeral. After all, she killed him, why should she bury him?

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Oh my gosh y'all.  I think that girl is like drunk or on drugs or having a seizure or something.  Ha Ha Ha

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…Oh, by the way, how’s your mother? Yes, your MUTHA…. I know she’s there, because I can hear her BARKING in the background…

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...Thomas Alva Edison suddenly appears in a vision, apparently disgruntled about something…

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The lady at the haberdashery asked me if I needed some help; I said “no thanks, just looking”… then she said “Well, if you need help, my name is Carol…” …weird – she was the first person I’ve ever met that had a conditional identity… what if I DIDN’T need help? What would her name be then? Huh?


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...well, that should hold y'all for a few days, I reckon...

Later, Hu
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